Dirty Hippie Apron (dark)

"Hey you, dirty hippie! Stop eating vegetables, recycling your bottles, protesting petroleum products and saving animals!" Enjoy getting yelled at when you proclaim your dirty habits.

Product Information
Spice up conversations in the kitchen or around the BBQ with this tasty-looking apron (made of high-quality cotton twill, it's rugged and wears great too). Ideal for cooking, baking, grilling or bartending, it's perfect for foodies of all sizes. Simply slip the apron over your head and pull the waist-level drawstring to tighten it around your neck and waist. Two generous pockets hold utensils and more.

• 31" long & 29" wide
• 100% heavy cotton twill
• Machine washable